If you think Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth had a short marriage, think again. Even though the couple got married in December 2018 and officially went their separate ways this August, they are not among the shortest celebrity marriages. At least, it is well known that Miley and Liam dated for a decade. So what happened? Who knows… Let’s see which celebrities turned “til death do us part” into “until I am too busy to be in this marriage”.
Nicolas Cage and make-up artist Erika Koike got married in March. They divorced during the same month, actually four days after the civil ceremony. Reason: the actor claims he was too drunk “to the point of intoxication”.
Pamela Anderson and professional poker player Rick Salomon were married for 60 days. Just like with Nicholas Cage and his bride, Pamela married in Vegas. In leaked e-mails, it said that they separated because: “We are not compatible sexually. I’m frustrated and bored.” Signed by Pamela Anderson.
Love Don’t Cost A Thing singer Jennifer Lopez and choreographer Chris Judd had a fancy wedding. The marriage, however, lasted for nine months and J.Lo doesn’t think it should count because it was so brief. Oh, well, at least they didn’t trash-talk each other in public.
The most infamous celebrity marriage lasted for 72 days. Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian spent 7 million dollars on their Californian wedding. The bride had three dresses. What happened? Not much, he didn’t like the cameras and her career is just that, being a reality star. Some people shouldn’t bother.
Actors Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Esposito met before he became an A-lister. The marriage lasted for four months and if you are anywhere near the actress, do not mention Bradley. She described him as “cocky, arrogant, and a master manipulator.” We can buy that. Look at Irina Shayk now and during their relationship. She got her groove back!
Last, but not least among the shortest celebrity marriages is Cooper’s ex, Renee Zellweger. Her marriage to country singer Kenny Chesney lasted for 128 days. She calls it “the biggest personal mistake of my life.” Since they were in the mid-30s, it’s safe to say that foolish mistakes in love know no boundaries.
The real winner is Britney Spears, with her 24-hour marriage. But she was young, later she learned she had mental issues, so we aren’t sure that counts. That one’s on Vegas. Well, most failed, short-lived marriages are.