Celebrities Say the Darndest Things

Celebrities say the darndest things. Stars, just like the rest of us, say a lot of silly, stupid things. Unlike us, most of the things the famous ones say, stay forever with them. Thank you, Internet. This in no way, shape, or form means these celebrities are less intelligent; they simply weren’t thinking clearly. Instead of mocking them, we are here to having a nice laugh and remember that stars are only people.

Dumb things said by celebrities is a broad topic. That’s why we are sticking to the A-listers and their memorable quotes. All while avoiding cruel, racist, insulting comments, so no politicians involved. This is entertainment, not judgment day, so let’s hear some of the darndest things by our beloved stars.

Brooke Shields is a smart and gorgeous lady. However, just like her taste in men, she does have some interesting things to say. Keep in mind Shields’ infamous quote was from 1981, she was very young. And here it is:

Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.

If you are 90s kid, you probably remember how huge Mariah Carey was. The singer had a number one single in every year of the decade. But she still isn’t immune to saying straight out silly things. Celebrities say the darndest things sponsored by Carey’s good heart:

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

The sad truth is that women mostly say harmless stuff. But when it comes to body language, Sylvester Stallone gets our vote.

Have you ever talked to your muscles? As you bring up the dumbbells, say ‘Grow.’ It’s what I call ‘body dialogue.

One of the celebrities we love to hate (or simply dislike) has to be Paris Hilton. She is perfectly capable of not sounding like a blonde stereotype, however, where’s the fun in that? Poor, poor Paris:

Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me.

Among dumb things said by celebrities is pure gold from Justin Bieber. He wrote the following after visiting Anne Frank’s house and we will never let him forget!

Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully, she would have been a belieber.

Elizabeth Hurley’s perfect figure is very well documented. However, the British star is aware of her looks which is kind of annoying. Then she went a step further into Kayne territory with the following:

I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat.

Another famous Brit showed no sense of that British cheeky humor. David Beckham went straight to celebrities Say the darndest things after his son Brooklyn was born.

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.

Yes, we are pretty sure Ashton Kutcher wanted to make a joke. But failed. How else would you explain this word salad?

If the fat people just gave the skinny people more food, we could all just eat. … We could solve obesity and hunger at the same time.

Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera grew up together. They skipped geography classes and landed into Dumb Things Said By Celebrities. Spears said: ” I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” Aquilera was a bit less confusing:

So where’s the Cannes film festival being held this year?

And this is where we stop. Until the next time, stay sharp and classy!